Amazon Treachery

 

Amazon Treachery

Now I’ve got reports, accompanied by photographical evidence just like this that the book is coming up unavailable in Australia, Germany and now Japan too, where the first sales were made. I was raised to be a professional fisherman and the first thing I learned was how to catch Blue Claw Crabs. When you put these crabs in a shallow bucket some will invariably try to climb out. They never make it because as soon as they get to the top the other crabs on the bottom will seize them and pull their claws and legs off. The book is available all over the world. I have neither the time nor the inclination to sue Amazon for a breach of contract that they have no control over. This is not coming from talking cockroaches like Bezios but from the human devils, the crabs on the bottom of your bucket, that would sooner tear you and your loved ones to pieces rather than see you escape their inevitable fate. Writing the New Testament of the bible for them was the biggest mistake she ever made, this book is the rectification of that mistake. You love your children, your family and friends then stop arguing with them over the feasibility of Chewbacca sacking Washington DC. Their sick and that bible with a big assist from the Bormann Faction/IG Farben is what made them that way. This book is the cure, don’t let a bunch of crabs at the bottom of the bucket stop you from taking it and giving it to them...

 

I don’t think we’ve sold a hundred Books yet. That’s really not too surprising since yesterday Orage tried to order an E Book on his phone for a girl he knows who’s a librarian. Amazon told him the books not available in Germany. Later when he used a computer he was able to order but I figure they’ve probably cut sales in half, maybe more with this tactic. Some of our first sales were in Japan but last night the book was “Temporarily out of stock.” The cover photo is from Australia three days ago. I messaged the guy this morning and he told me he “thought a few days might fix it, but it’s the same story, unavailable.” Hard copy is doing no better, if I go by what they’ve shipped so far I don’t think we’ve sold ten copies yet.

 

Of course this is ludicrous for a guy with approximately five thousand hardcore readers but it is what it is. I was hoping when I argued with Orage when he told me they were “Sand Boxing [allowing only selective viewing]” of Preorder Those Who Would Arouse Leviathan on the blog that they had finally given up. But they are artificially generated, which makes them machines and machines don’t give up. However they do run out of batteries. What we need from everybody who has managed to get their hands on a copy of Those Who Would Arouse Leviathan is Amazon Reviews.  Please go to Amazon and write a review, we will need ten to launch any further advertising campaigns and obviously we are going to need further advertising campaigns. Eventually they will run out of batteries and I know where they recharge...          

 

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Those Who Would Arouse Leviathan: Memoir of an awakening god Paperback – January 5, 2021

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